(Source: coffeesane)

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

I read that so enthusiastically. I just became Johnny

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use